Kramer has spoken:

Kramer has spoken: Random Kramer Quotes

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457 words, seen more than twice and longer than 3 characters, outputted, of a total of 2823 words.

Want to include a random Kramer quote on you own page? You are more than welcome. Just copy&paste one of the following code snippets into your source file, at the location you want the output to appear. You can surround it with HTML to tailor your every need, except for some limitations, naturally, for the graphical output code.

<script type="text/javascript" src="http://opelwerk.com/script/text.pl?output=decorated_image"></script>

Which produces the following output as an image:

For this code, you may replace the value of max_length with any logical number, for example 200:

<script type="text/javascript" src="http://opelwerk.com/script/text.pl?output=txt&max_length=80"></script>

Which produces the following textual output:

Look at you Jerry, You're pathetic!

Code snippets three.

<script type="text/javascript" src="http://opelwerk.com/script/text.pl?output=image"></script>

Which produces the following output as an image:

Try a random author quote too, while you are at it :)